Hell Begins!!!

Tomorrow it all begins...... I start a two week placement in a local nursery (pre-school). I will be surrounded by 61 children from 830AM till 330PM. It will not be pretty. They are between the ages of 3-5. And I'm scared of them. They cannot control their bowels, they have runny noses, and they smell weird. This will be the longest two weeks of my life. I have a hard enough time understanding grown up Glaswegians, now I must translate the musings of mumbling, incoherent spawns of the nation. Say a prayer for me please!

I fear this is what I will encounter for the next little while.....