Say Vancouver....

I talk funny. It's official. 25 elementary students aged 9-11 have told me so. "Say Vanvouver, Mr. whatsyourname." And I reply with something that sounds like "Vaaaaaancoooooooouuuuuver" apparently. I tell you the laughs we have! Woah Nelly. I'm in stitches all day.
Bye.

Strange Things found in Trousers...

Warning! Warning! Warning!
Be on the lookout for suspicious items in your trousers. Upon visiting a local Glasgow High School, a young man informed me of the following:
"Sir, I think there may be a pound coin in my trousers."
This was done while the young delinquents hand was down his pants. So be warned, If you have lost some money recently dont check under the sofa cushions, dont check all your coat pockets, just put your hand down your trousers, you never know what you may find.

In unrelated news, here is a picture of a gorilla smoking a cigar.

In Vancouver December 12th till January 3rd! Save your money, I expect lots of drinks and presents!

D-Roc

P.S. Teaching is going well.

Why I left Japan......

I was sent this email by a friend in Japan. It contained a link to the following youtube site:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqvSSYKwcds

In a nutshell, this is the reason I was forced to leave the land of the rising sun. I couldnt face the music.