THE NATURE BOY! WOOOOOOOO!

Not a Hurricanes fan AT ALL, but found this cartoon quite funny.
P.S. Wait for the outtakes.

http://www.newsobserver.com/1235/story/502674.html

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mars Bars and More.......

Happy weekend everybody. I am very tired. I've started my placement at Cairns Primary School. Now 6 weeks of lesson plans to be made..... fun fun fun.
Well, Friday night saw a plethora of beverages find their way down my gullet. I blame it all on a very evil man, Mr. Harper!!! I have the pleasure of working with this man, he's known as Simon to adults. He likes to drink, and in turn make you drink. There is no such thing as "lets go for a beer" with Simon. When those words are uttered, it usually means trouble. And Friday night trouble was spelt like this: "Can I have a million Jagger and Red Bull shots please, accompanied by a few thousand pints of your finest lager, and we'll finish off with a few rum and cokes, thank you garcon." Needless to say we got f'd up. It was good fun, not only because the drinks were flowing, but my friend Chris was up from London to visit for the evening. It was great to see him, have a chat about our year in Japan, and watch him consume chocolate bars like they were goin outta style. Here he is polishing off a Mars bar in one bite....

MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, thats my Friday night. It was great seeing Chris, and having a great night out in Glasgow. And now its Saturday and i've done nothing but sit in my pajamas all day!!! Wonderful!!!! Jess and I had 1 quick outing tho to the local grocery store to buy a pumpkin. We spent hours carving the following masterpiece....

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Bye for now!!! D-Roc

SO BORING.....

So, the days at Uni keep going, and somehow they get more boring each day. Yesterday I had to sit through a 2 hour lecture, to 400 people!, about how to breathe and hum properly.!! Wow! The excitement was overwhelming. Argh.. I think i've known how to breath for about 30 years lady, thanks for the advice though. And why do I need to know how to hum? Is this going to be in some future curiculum soon? Sometimes I think they are testing us, seeing how for they can push us bfore we snap. I may be very close, or I may ask for my money back for some of these shit lectures. Luckily I had my laptop with me, so I could surf the internet. And I found this website....

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

I'm so happy that people know what to do with their spare time. I wish I had the drive that whoever created this has. Honestly, its refreshing that people can be so productive with their time. All I do is watch TV and surf the Net. I could use my time to provide my own wisdom to the world. Anyways...

Kelsey and Wes. You complained that there was no Porn or Weed on my site... So I tried my best to find a picture that provided both for you.. Enjoy...

ARDFERN!

Well Hello there! Had a lovely weekend at Jess' parents house in Ardfern. Nothing really there to be honest with you. 1 pub, 1 store (where you put everything on a tab) and about 300 people? Pretty small, very relaxing.
That is the main road in..... And let me tell you something... if you like sheep, and I know most of you do! This is the place to come! You don't need an alarm clock here because the sheep bastards will wake you up at the crack of dawn. This is because there are sheep right outside your window and all the way up the hill. Want proof?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (sheep noises) Thats the excitement from here. Just trying to get ready for 6 weeks of teaching my own class. Loads of stuff to plan, cause i'm the cool teacher! Peace out! I'll write again soon!

signed,

One Man Gang

Happy Thanksgiving Bitches!
Been a very busy weekend. Have to hand in a giant planning file for University tomorrow. I've written 35 pages of non-sense. I am so smrt.
Gonna make our own Thanksgiving dinner tonight. Here's what we'll have:
1. Turkey Cold Meat Slices.
2. Potato Chips (preferably Dill Pickle)
3. Bread, of the buttered variety.
4. Irn Bru (bright orange Scottish cola)
5. Ketchup
6. Deep fried Mars bar for desert.

MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
here's what I think of all you guys having a proper meal.......

DA BEARS!!!!!

Thats right my friends, the mighty Chicago Bears are 4-0!!! Can you smell a Super Bowl title?? I think so... I think its time to bring back the Fridge and Jim McMahon for an all new version of the Super Bowl Shuffle!!!!

And on that note! Uni is goin great. I've been very busy, as I have started teaching my class. I teach every Thursday and Friday now. Once I got the first lesson under my belt I was fine. Hopefully smooth sailing from here on in! Doubtful......

Hockey season starts on Wednesday! GO LEAFS GO! I think this is our year! Its always our year! I'm a little worried tho, because I think my brother plays on the Leafs. Can you guess whick one he is?

The similarities are quite scary! I cant tell who my real brother is!!!!!!!!!!

Peace out in the middle east!

Danny T

P.S. Send Dill Pickle Chips